He said to her "I'd like a cheeseburger, and I might like a milkshake as well." She said to him "I can't give you either" and he said "Isn't this Burger Bell?" She said "Yes it is but we're closed now, but we open tomorrow at ten." He said "I am extreamely hungry, but I guess I can wait until then......."
Cause your his Cheeseburger, his lovely cheeseburger, he'll wait for you, he'll wait for you, Cause your his Cheeseburger, his only cheeseburger, he'll wait for you, o he will wait for you.....
He stayed at the Drive thru till sunrise, may have dozed of once or twice, when he spotted a billboard for Denny's, bacon and eggs for half price, how could he resist such an offer he really needed something to munch, Cheeseburger please do not get angry, he'll eat and be back for lunch.......
Cause your his Cheeseburger, his lovely cheeseburger, be back for you, be back for you, Cause your his Cheeseburger, his only cheeseburger, be back for you, o he'll be back for you.....
Cause he loves you Cheeseburger with all of his heart and there ain't nothing gonna tear you two apart and if the world suddenly ran out of cheese he would get down on his hands and knees to see is someone accidentally dropped some cheese in the dirt and he would wipe it off for you, wash it off for you, clean that dirty cheese off just for you...
You are his Cheese-bur-ger!
(His cheeseburger is courtesy of Love Songs with Mr. Lunt from VeggieTales. This is the product of a bored and crazed mind on the part of the writer of this post.)